“I impaled my ex’s dick with my IUD when I didn’t wait the appropriate amount of time to have sex. He got a small red welt and refused to sleep with me for, like, a week after, and for the month after that would constantly be like, ‘I think I feel it.’ It was clearly a phantom trauma thing-I mean, I went to the doctor to check that it had recoiled enough!” –Tammy, 27, New York City A Hairy Situation See below for a collection of 15 such stories from real women who were willing to tell all. Given the complex and kinda risky business of sex, we went in pursuit of real sex-skeletons: stories of sexual bloopers, bumps, and other weird or awkward situations that women have collected in the pursuit of sex-stasy. Yet, we continue forth in the pursuit of intimacy and orgasms-and hell, in the name of fun!
Sex is also inherently subjective all of our bodies and minds are unique in their cravings and reactions. Sex is inherently embarrassing-sweat, grunts, involuntary (and voluntary) noises, and body parts pressing together (and sometimes, squelching apart!).
